>A Conversation With Mr Firefox
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Me:Hey Mr Firefox, you wanna work right today?
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FF:Na I'd rather hog all your system memory and take ages to do the darndest things.
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Me:Oh. Um okay. Seems kinda mean seeing as I've been using and supporting you for ages. Like I mean years of my life. Even back when you were just a beta product with crappy features.
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FF:Sure but I'm open source and stuff.
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Me:True. But there are some snazzy newer models around I've been trying out. They don't seem to have your memory/performance issues.
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FF:Oh. It's like that is it?
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Me:Don't be like that.