1. >A Conversation With Mr Firefox

    • Me:
      Hey Mr Firefox, you wanna work right today?
    • FF:
      Na I'd rather hog all your system memory and take ages to do the darndest things.
    • Me:
      Oh. Um okay. Seems kinda mean seeing as I've been using and supporting you for ages. Like I mean years of my life. Even back when you were just a beta product with crappy features.
    • FF:
      Sure but I'm open source and stuff.
    • Me:
      True. But there are some snazzy newer models around I've been trying out. They don't seem to have your memory/performance issues.
    • FF:
      Oh. It's like that is it?
    • Me:
      Don't be like that.
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